I Love Lame Jokes

ekimsal:

Saw something saying that the script for an Avatar sequel movie was finished and I almost rage vomited before I realized they were talking about the blue people and not Airbender

imnotafanofbeingpoked:

BLACK WIDOW; ( 2015 )

Natasha Romanoff ( Scarlett Johansson ) is an Avenger. But before she was a member of SHIELD, she was an assassin for the Russian secret organisation known as Department X. Trained in the Red Room, the young Natalia ( Liliana Mumy ) is handed over to the Department by Ivan Petrovich ( Liam Neeson ) and recruited to the USSR’s ‘Black Widow Ops’ program, brainwashed and trained in advanced combat, weapons skills, and given a modified super soldier serum. As SHIELD deploys its first tentative group of operatives - codenamed the Secret Avengers - the now adult Romanova is sent to eliminate the troublesome group. 
However, she eventually breaks free of her conditioning with the help of Hawkeye ( Jeremy Renner ) and reluctantly is recruited by Agent Phil Coulson ( Clark Gregg ) and Deputy Director Maria Hill ( Cobie Smulders ).  

imnotafanofbeingpoked:

BLACK WIDOW; ( 2015 )

Natasha Romanoff ( Scarlett Johansson ) is an Avenger. But before she was a member of SHIELD, she was an assassin for the Russian secret organisation known as Department X. Trained in the Red Room, the young Natalia ( Liliana Mumy ) is handed over to the Department by Ivan Petrovich ( Liam Neeson ) and recruited to the USSR’s ‘Black Widow Ops’ program, brainwashed and trained in advanced combat, weapons skills, and given a modified super soldier serum. As SHIELD deploys its first tentative group of operatives - codenamed the Secret Avengers - the now adult Romanova is sent to eliminate the troublesome group.

However, she eventually breaks free of her conditioning with the help of Hawkeye ( Jeremy Renner ) and reluctantly is recruited by Agent Phil Coulson ( Clark Gregg ) and Deputy Director Maria Hill ( Cobie Smulders ).  

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sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

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